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CHUCK NORRIS JOKES!!

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Post by Nintendo fan Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:01 am

post 1 Chuck joke at a time and NO DOUBLE POSTING! (posting twice in a row)

ill start!


Chuck norris went to the virgin islands. Now they're just called the islands.
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Post by The Puppet Master Tue Jul 07, 2009 10:54 am

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
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Post by -js1210- Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:58 am

There is a little Chuck Norris in all of us... mainly due to rape

Just go onto my blog for an endless supply of them.
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Post by Nintendo fan Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:21 pm

Chuck Norris was trained by Bruce Lee then Chuck went back in time and trained Bruce Lee
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Post by The Puppet Master Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:28 pm

Chuck Norris doesnt push himself up when he does pulls ups, he pushes the earth down
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Post by 3d Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:33 pm

Chuck Norris doesnt move with his legs, he moves the earth, and simply glides.
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Post by CarnivorousA Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:37 pm

Chuck Norris can kick you in the back of the face.
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Post by 3d Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:38 pm

Chuck norris can lock this topic. And so can i, but i wont.
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Post by -js1210- Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:04 pm

Chuck Norris can break rules on the chatbox....and get away with it.
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Post by Nintendo fan Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:28 pm

Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim on land
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Post by Pikmon2 Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:01 pm

"When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris."
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Post by CarnivorousA Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:50 pm

Chuck Norris desn't live on Earth, Earth is his favourite marble.
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Post by Pikmon2 Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:19 am

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Post by Nintendo fan Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:15 pm

God sat down for a rest and Chuck Norris said "GET YOUR LAZY A** BACK TO WORK!" and God did
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Post by Wiialex8 Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:45 pm

Chuck Norris did punch a cyclop between the eyes.
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Post by Hepolite Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:15 am

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=find+Chuck+Norris&l=1
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Post by Wiialex8 Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:32 am

XD
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Chuck Norris, made WiiAlex8 sign onto GameML again.
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Post by TheGameMaker Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:30 am

Hepolite wrote:http://lmgtfy.com/?q=find+Chuck+Norris&l=1

"Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you."


LOLLOLLOL
Haha, that was awesome.
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Post by Nintendo fan Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:22 pm

Santa gives presents to good little girls and boys
but Chuck Norris to the bad little girls and bpoys
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Post by slayer 64 Sun Jul 12, 2009 4:01 pm

when chuck norris handles a stack of paper it yells, "ow i got a chuck norris cut".
chuck norris is the only man who can punch you in the back of the face.
thats all i know.
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Post by The Dark Ninja Sun Jul 19, 2009 2:15 pm

rock, paper, chuck norris
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Post by -js1210- Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:33 pm

The Dark Ninja wrote:rock, paper, chuck norris

Chuck Norris beats all.
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Post by The Dark Ninja Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:36 am

-js1210- wrote:
The Dark Ninja wrote:rock, paper, chuck norris

Chuck Norris beats all.

accept for chuck norris with a power up, like super chuck norris
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Post by CarnivorousA Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:34 am

How to make Chuck Norris jokes even better:
Replace 'Chuck' with 'Carnivorous' and 'Norris' with 'A'
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