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Post your jokes here.
If its a racist joke or a dead baby joke, put it in a spoiler thing. Unless 3D says you can't post those jokes at all.

ok so a white guy, a black guy, and a chinese guy are running from the cops and they run in a junkyard.
the white guy hides in a doghouse, the black guy hides in a TV, and the chinese guy hides in a sack of potatoes.
the cops go to the doghouse and the white guy starts barking and the cops are like "we better leave this dog alone..". the cops go up to the TV and the black guy starts predicting the weather and the cops look up and say "hes right!". the cops move to the sack of potatoes and the chinese guy is like "POTATOES POTATOES POTATOES POTATOES!" and the cops are like "lets book em!"

An American, a Japanese and an Australian are all on an aeroplane.
The pilot says "We have a little too much weight, we'll have to throw something overboard, choose what you throw out wisely"
The American says "I'll throw out some money, we've got plenty of that back in America" so he threw out the money.
The Japanese says "I'll throw out some rice, we've got plenty of that back in Japan" so he threw out the rice.

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The Australian says "I just threw out the Japanese guy, we've got plenty of them back in Australia."

I got a joke. How many idiots does it take to make a joke.

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If you think too hard on this, then you're one of them.

I thought hard on why you made your post. And I'm still smart...... I think

How do you keep an idiot busy??

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Look in below spoiler

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Look in above spoiler