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JOKE SPAM!!!!
by Nintendo fan Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:59 pm
SPAM YOUR JOKES HERE!!!
Jason grew up in a small town in Utah. Since there is nothing to do in Utah, he passed his time torturing small animals and cooking them in his easy-bake oven. His first murder occurred in 8th grade when his best friend Michael Myers bet him $50 that he wouldn't s**** the hottest girl in his class then kill her. Jason needed the $50 for a mothers day present, so he agreed to do it. He went through with it and felt great joy. Up until this point, he had been confused as what he wanted to do in life. But now he knew. For his 14th birthday he asked for a machete and the rest is history.
Jason grew up in a small town in Utah. Since there is nothing to do in Utah, he passed his time torturing small animals and cooking them in his easy-bake oven. His first murder occurred in 8th grade when his best friend Michael Myers bet him $50 that he wouldn't s**** the hottest girl in his class then kill her. Jason needed the $50 for a mothers day present, so he agreed to do it. He went through with it and felt great joy. Up until this point, he had been confused as what he wanted to do in life. But now he knew. For his 14th birthday he asked for a machete and the rest is history.
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Re: JOKE SPAM!!!!
by The Puppet Master Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:05 am
That wasn't really a joke, but its still hilarious
Whats funnier than a dead baby?
A black and a mexican are in a car, whos driving?
Whats funnier than a dead baby?
- Spoiler:
- A dead baby in a clown suit
A black and a mexican are in a car, whos driving?
- Spoiler:
- The police
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Re: JOKE SPAM!!!!
by Nintendo fan Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:07 am
Link stores his items inside his a**. His bombs, money, masks, s** toys, etc are all tucked safely inside after he acquires them. Only with the help of fairies can he expand the rift and eventually he will be able to carry infinite items. Including all the members of Slipknot and that one b**** MIDNA. And Kirby
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Re: JOKE SPAM!!!!
by The Puppet Master Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:10 am
Your in a gay bar, and you drop your wallet.
Do you bend over to pick it up or kick it out the door?
Do you bend over to pick it up or kick it out the door?
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Re: JOKE SPAM!!!!
by Nintendo fan Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:12 am
why are you in a gay bar in the first place?
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Re: JOKE SPAM!!!!
by The Puppet Master Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:16 am
Your supposed to say "Kick it out the door"
Then I say "Why were you in a gay bar?"
Then I say "Why were you in a gay bar?"
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Re: JOKE SPAM!!!!
by WastedJamacan Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:49 pm
a mexican and a black guy are falling off a cliff. who hits the ground first?
who cares?
who cares?
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Re: JOKE SPAM!!!!
by Nintendo fan Sat Jun 20, 2009 6:41 pm
1 day when Metallica was in their bus, Cliff Burton got lost and was never found again...
if you have any info, call 1-800-YOU-SUCK
if you have any info, call 1-800-YOU-SUCK
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