The Story Chronicles

Story chain:
Rules:
You tell part of the story from where the last person left off,
must end post in "..."
Cannot end the story
Cannot Make the main character eat a piece of grape pie while talking to a buffalo wing monster
Start:
One night, in a city called town: lived a man named Unspecific. Unspecific was a killer criminal, running away from government forces. Suddenly, Unspecific heard a thumping sound from below the bridge he was on over the rushing water ways of Wet River, turning around and still running, he saw two blades quickly rising anmd spinning. Unspecific knew what it was and grabbed on to the tail. Stikll not looking directly what it was. He jumped off when he reached the rooftops, jumping and jumping over each builing. The object now saw Unspecific, picking up speed, as well as Unspecific. He jumped another builing finding himself not landing. He'd ran out of rooftops!
He took one last look at the object thought to have been a helacopter and saw...

It was a pidgeon holding a peice of paper. Unspecific managed to land on some soft fat people. The pidgeon flew over to him and dropped the note into his hands, he read it.
"You are about to be chased by a helicopter. Heads up."
Then he saw an actual helicopter flying in his direction from a distance, he ran into the nearest building, which he discovered was a...

his own helicopter which had the rest of unspecific's gang in it. But not normal, there was something different about them they were...

All wearing pink polo t-shirts. They landed next to unspecific and asked him "Hey unspecific, manna come to our book club?" and he was all like...

"There's something wrong with you guys!"
"We've never felt~~ never felt better!"
Unspecific knew what it was! It was his arch enemy: Dr. Mostfaga
"come with us!" They yelled.
"He's turned you into gay zombies!"
"We've never felt more normal" They all said motonally in sinc. He reached for his gun, but it was gone! All of his weapons have been lost along the way! He got captured. He couldn't use his fighting skills against his gang, cuz they could deflect all his moves! He got captured. "Dr. Mostfaga wants too talk ta ya! You lucky guy!" "Hi!!!" Dr. Mostfaga said through a speaker. "You are lucky! Your comng over to my place to crash! Oh and your also coming over to my mantion to do that! Oh, I'm awful! I'm just awful! Send me away!" "Your plan to make me your boyfriend will never work, Most-FAG!" "Oh! But I think it will!!! See ya where I am, Mister! Faga out! hehe! I'm so exited!" The screen went blank. "Noooo! I- will- not- be- forced- to-" "Oooh, you just look delicious! Oh! Iiii have an idea!" *Whispers to rest of team* "I hope our boss doesn't find out though"
"what?" Asked Unspecific. "oh, no! NOOO!!!!" Unspecific struggled. "Nighty night, Uny!" One of the guys was holding a leftover iron pipe from the plane over 'it's' head. There was only one thing Unspecific could do. And that was...

Take it like a man. He waited until they let their guard down, then he sprung up and bit them on the you know and ran. "Stop him!" mostfaga yelled through the speaker thing, his men ran after him, chase scene, when he got to the door he saw...

(I thought he was about to get hit with a pipe...) the sky. he was falling to the ground. he was falling, and falling, and falling, and falling, and falling...
and falling, and falling, and then he stopped falling and that hurt him. Unspecific looked down seeing that his...(Dr. mostfaga was a character of mine I created when I was 10. I revived him from the archives for this occasion since you brought up the pink pollo shirts.)

now that Dr. mostfaga is 990he was telling stories about his life...

that were boring...

so you threw a knife at his head and continued onwards...

to a great ball of light called curiosity you touch then bzzzz...

you turn into a wasp, you fly around doing wasp stuff for a month and then get attacked by a bug killer person ( ) you fly around frantically and...