Throw something at the next poster

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This was really popular in an old forum I used to be a part of, so I'm bringing it here.

You throw something at the next poster, and the next person that posts has to describe how they dodged/blocked/got hit by the object the last person threw. Get it? Good.

I throw an emoticon at the next poster.

I catch the shield and use it to block other people's stuff.
I throw a lego man at the next poster.

(Yes, I started it again)

I throw your mom, at the next poster, who happes to be your dad

i doge and through atomic bomb at the next poster

I use Chuck Norris to block the Atomic Bomb. Then I throw my Metroid game at the next poster.

Nothing happens because it's not done yet HARHARHARHARHAR
I throw a pin at the next poster.

I catch the pin with a pincusion(very original, I know).

Then I throw a Omega Metroid at the next poster

I get hit by a childish dream (lol)
I throw a freight train.

i dodge give carvious a poster and throw him and the poster at the next poster garenteed to hit

I catch all of you posers posters, and curbstomp you all into a trash can. I throw a chainsaw at the next poster

I juggle it and throw a ring at the next poster.

Being really tired I fall asleep and unintentinally miss the ring. The Incredible Hulk picks me up and throws me at the next poster

You go too far and land in a massive dog turd.
I throw Mary Murphy at the next poster.

Mary Murphy: WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

I'm rolling on the floor laughing so she misses me. She continues onto the next poster

Umm. paradox.
I throw a star at the next poster.

makes the star have a super nova and suck the star up and throw a black hole at all posters (accept me)

We're all in different directions from you so you throw it in no direction so it hits you.
I throw a mace at the next poster.

the black hole was actually a worm hole i was teleported away from the mace,i throw a worm hole at the next poster

ITS BUMPING TIME

I fall strait into the wormhole and go back into time to when everything was young and innocent.

I throw my Metroid Game at the next poster...what there is of it at least

gets the metroid game plays it and beats it and throughs a pokeball with giratina in it