Never Ending Story

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Use as many words as you want to make a neverending story. NO DOUBLE POSTING. I'll start.
STORY SO FAR
So once a man named Bob was skateboarding through the stree when he saw his friend Jimmy and said hi. Jimmy then showed Bob his awesome guitar playing skills and Bob found out his last name was Hendrix. Bob then mourned be cause his cat had died so he played at the recepiton of his cats funeral. But at the funeral, Jimmy got drunk and choked on a tuna sandwich. Then he shot his cat that he tought was dead but wasn't. Then Bob and Jimmy Hendrix found out Bob's last name was Meebo and was asked if he created the meebo.com and sayed yes! then they threw the dead cat in the freezer/fridge and took it out 1 week later and it was alive!The cat had seven lives left, then it jumped out the freezer and landed on its face and broke its neck. Six lives. Then it saw a fairy and asked for 30000000000000000000000000000000 more lives then ate The Chosen One's head off! The fairy turned out to be Chuck Norris and roundhouse kicked The cat down to 3 lives. Then Chuck Norris turned out to be a bomb and killed every thing and every body on earth! Then a comet hit Chuck Norris in the face and deactivated the bomb before it went off. It was a good thing to, because js1210 was eating a piece of pizza at that exact moment. After slowly finishing it, js1210 got up and petted the cat. The cat was so happy, he gained another life. Then the cat bit js1210's head hands and feet off, then licked up the blood. That restored yet another life to him. Now he has 5 lives left. After he finished eating js1210 the cat went outside and spit out an hairball. Then the hairball turned out to be Chewbaca then the Milenium Falcon came down and killed all 5 lives, everyone near you, and the lizard that was in the car. Then there was a huge earthquake that made a a large crack in the earth. Thousands of demons started crawling out of the crack and terrorizing the people. Then the world EXPLODED and killed everything and heverybody on the planet and the solar system and all of space so this story DOES end! Yes it does......FOR THE EARTHLINGS!!! A group of alien tourists came to Earth after it blew up. Bob, the driver turned back to their home planet after discovering that Earth was gone, then space was blown to bits by a malfunction of the UFOs and blew up and they were spread across space so now nothing exiists any more! Except for cockroaches. Then a cickroach ate all the other cockroaches and killed itself. But it missed one. It started a family which started a community which started a colonisation of a nearby planet, known as Gabtrav. Then one cockroach sold his soul to Satan and became a powerful dictator, and he ruled the entire cockroach civilization.Then he exploded due to OVER POWER and all the cokroaches died. Then hell got overcrowded with people that died, so Satan and his demon minions took over heaven. Then God got out of the shower and killed all the demons, which went to heaven, but being demons they were killed again by God, then they went to heaven again, then God killed them again, then they went to heaven, then God killed them again, then they went to heaven, this went on for three weeks, until Jesus stepped in and stopped the neverending killings and imprisoned the demons. The the demons started multiplying and heaven ran out of prisons so they had to create a new planet called "Superjail". Superjail had ultimate security, then an demon escaped and dressed up as a guard. The the demon disguised as a guard set all the other demons free the real guards sobed and sobbed and turned the red planet Superjail into a blue planet. Now that this planet was blue, it closely resembled Earth. Life similar to humans began to emerge. While the humans are reproducing they build rafts on the water and built buildings on the raft and animals and plant life appeared. One of these simple creatures was a sponge named Bob. There was also a human named Tyler. He liked to ask for poison for his human friend Tom. Tom was a mad scientist, who did experiments on puppies that turned the puppies into zombie puppies. Those puppies ate gay babies. Then one day a tornado picked up Tom and the zombie puppies, then he landed in munchkin land and the zombie pupies were dead. After that happened Tom buried the zombie puppies. Once all the puppies were buried he got on the broom of the wicked witch of the west and landed back on his home planet, crashed and died.
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So once a man named Bob was skateboarding through the stree when he saw his friend Jimmy and said hi.

Then God got out of the shower and killed all the demons, which went to heaven, but being demons they were killed again by God, then they went to heaven again, then God killed them again, then they went to heaven, then God killed them again, then they went to heaven, this went on for three weeks, until Jesus stepped in and stopped the neverending killings and imprisoned the demons.

The the demons started multiplying and heaven ran out of prisons so they had to create a new planet called "Superjail"

Superjail had ultamate security ,then an demon escaped and dressed up as a guard.

The the demon disguised as a guard set all the other demons free

the real guards sobed and sobbed and turned the red planet Superjail into a blue planet

Now that this planet was blue, it closely resembled Earth. Life similar to himans began to emerge.

while the humans are reproducing they build rafts on the water and built buildings on the raft and animals and plant life appeared

one of these simple creatures was a sponge named Bob. There was also a human named Tyler. He liked to...

would ask for poison for his human friend Tom, Tom was a mad scientist

...who did experiments on puppies...

that turned the puppies into zombie puppies

those puppies ate gay babies

then one day a tornado picked up tom and the zombie puppies, then he landed in munchkin land and the zombie pupies were dead

Then Tom buried the zombie puppies

then he got on the broom of the wicked witch of the west and landed back on his home planet ,crashed and died

bump

when he died he came back to life

Then oani(oh-nie): the super-natural slave of Cioxiss(An evil madman wanting to destroy everyone who wasn't conributing to their own kind. He thought he was doing a good deed, Ciocxiss Saw the destruction of Earth, and beleived it was the gods, but untold in this story, a group of survivors reteated from the planet. Ciocsiss killed hundreds of people from boarding, only 20 men and 20 women survived enough to board & escape to Lunia, where they repopulated. Cioxiss found this planet and caried on his legacy. (cioxiss cannot grow old)Cioxiss owns a beast named Oani, a killar pteratal resembling creature)Ate munchkin land on Cioxiss's orders, then Cioxiss destroyed the world himself, to many unworthy soles. Unable to product!

(Cioxiss, Oani and the basic idea is copyrighted By the SNIC)

then a bunny rabiy came along and they became best friends!

... secretly then cioxiss learned that the rabbit was unproductive, Chattle. So he told Oani too annialate the bunny. and did. Cioxiss laughed and returned to where the w orld had blown up and found a new populated planet named new tyro where the survivors decendants: the lunian searchers had repopulated. Cioxiss came down to inspect the respawned civilization and found....

I giant number three shouting at kids.

"Unproductive youth," explodes children! "Worthless chattle!" he comented

which activated the bomb

which caused a rip in the space time continum and you get sucked into another world

wich was pink