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Stand up comedy topic...
by The SNIC Fri Oct 16, 2009 3:47 pm
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I've always thought I'd be good at it but 1000 years old is too old to go up on stand up since the 2000 year old man.... so I made this... Where you can't be Shy to make some laughs! GO!!
I've always thought I'd be good at it but 1000 years old is too old to go up on stand up since the 2000 year old man.... so I made this... Where you can't be Shy to make some laughs! GO!!
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...
by Sparx the Cy-Wolf Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:38 am
How do you "spoilers"?
You need do to this on this kind of topic.....
You need do to this on this kind of topic.....
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...
by CarnivorousA Mon Oct 19, 2009 4:38 am
[spoiler]Type whats in it here[/spoiler]
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...
by Sparx the Cy-Wolf Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:36 am
Fine, I'll try again:
A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, "You should've been here at 8:30!"
The guy replies, "Why? What happened at 8:30?"
A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, "You should've been here at 8:30!"
The guy replies, "Why? What happened at 8:30?"
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...
by CarnivorousA Mon Oct 19, 2009 11:54 pm
How do you confuse a gay person?
Purple.
Purple.
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...
by The Dark Ninja Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:20 pm
teacher:say a sentance that starts with the word I
student:I is...
teacher:no its I am
student:i am the ninth letter of the alphabet
student:I is...
teacher:no its I am
student:i am the ninth letter of the alphabet
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...
by Zanguel65 Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:45 pm
try a differant kind of joke please
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...
by Sparx the Cy-Wolf Fri Oct 23, 2009 5:31 am
Computer Terminology
486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford.
Obsolete - Any computer you own.
Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.
G3 - Apple's new Macs that make you say "Gee, three times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ago."
Syntax Error - Walking into a computer store and saying, "Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object."
Hard Drive - The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, esp. after a Syntax Error.
Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors.
Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
Portable Computer - A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips.
System Update - A quick method of trashing ALL of your software.
486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford.
Obsolete - Any computer you own.
Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.
G3 - Apple's new Macs that make you say "Gee, three times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ago."
Syntax Error - Walking into a computer store and saying, "Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object."
Hard Drive - The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, esp. after a Syntax Error.
Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors.
Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
Portable Computer - A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips.
System Update - A quick method of trashing ALL of your software.
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...
by The Dark Ninja Sat Oct 24, 2009 4:13 pm
internet-a easy way to get lots of viruses
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...
by Sparx the Cy-Wolf Mon Oct 26, 2009 4:57 am
here's a a funny lymric (a type of poem), I heard somewhere:
"Life is a waste of time,
time is a waste of life,
get wasted all the time,
and you'll have the time of your life!"
"Life is a waste of time,
time is a waste of life,
get wasted all the time,
and you'll have the time of your life!"
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...
by fooey Mon Oct 26, 2009 5:00 am
like this one
safe.... actually i think i aught not say it
safe.... actually i think i aught not say it
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...
by CarnivorousA Mon Oct 26, 2009 5:07 am
tellustellustellus
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...
by Sparx the Cy-Wolf Mon Oct 26, 2009 5:15 am
Fooey, it doen't matter if it involves swearing it gets blocked out anyway
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...
by fooey Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:13 am
i doubt it sensurs this one as its not actually a cuss word just inapropriate
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Re: Stand up comedy topic...
by The Dark Ninja Mon Oct 26, 2009 3:09 pm
you walked in to a store and got a black arm
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