Throw something at the next poster

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This was really popular in an old forum I used to be a part of, so I'm bringing it here.

You throw something at the next poster, and the next person that posts has to describe how they dodged/blocked/got hit by the object the last person threw. Get it? Good.

I throw an emoticon at the next poster.

The ugly baby turns out to be a hive of bees which i get angry and throw them at the next poster

The bees all sting you but the hive hits me and breaks on my head. I'm now covered in honey.
I throw some of the honey at the next poster.

I eat the honey (yuck) and I throw a poster at the next poster!

The poster was of Lady Gaga so I rip it up.
I throw freezing cold water with one hand and boiling hot water with the other hand... At the next poster.

they canclle each other out so i only get wet but i throw the sun at the next poster so i am not wet ne more.

I get sunburn. lol.
I throw a snake at the next poster.

I used the power of Bruce Lee and did a round-house kick and the snake bit your arm and you got poisend and died!

Well, nothing was actually thrown at me so i dont have to block anything. Now I get my Wii controler and throw it at the next poster.

I dodged the wii remote and grabbed Miley cyrus and threw her at the next poster.

I take a pole and shove it done Miley Ciruses throat, then I burn her corpse to get rid of all the diseases that shes carrying

I throw a Cannable Corpse CD at the next poster

I use the powers of "i dont know what that is" and ignored it then through EVERYTHING on earth at the next poster

I warp the forces of gravity to return all objects back to their original postition. Then I throw a tub of cookie dough at thenext poster

I eat the tub of cookie dough
I pick up the cannibal corpse CD that was never caught and I through it again

I got hit, but got up and threw a metel hammer at the next poster.

The metal hammer hits me in the stomach and I cough bloody chunks all over the next poster

your bloody chucks are now on me and i puke on the next poster

The puke stains my shirt. YOU'LL PAY!
I throw seven working tasers at nintendo fan and one at the next poster.

i get shocked,but gaine the power of pikachu and shoot lighning at the next poster!

I send out my Onix and it absorbs the shock. I throw a Charizard at the next poster.

The charizard simply flies off into the distance.
I then throw a flash bomb at the next poster

I duck into a bomb shelter and avoid the explosion. Then I throw a 10 pound rock at the next poster

I get hit, but i use the power of wolvereen and heal myself. then i through a poster made of indistructable paper at the next poster

I use scizzors, they beat paper. Then I realize that there is more to life than throwing things at people. So I gently toss a nice looking t-shirt at the next poster.

The t-shirt actually happens to be one of my favourite ones that JS somehow managed to nick off of me. (slaps JS around the face with a wet fish)
I then steal Js's t-shirt straight from off his back and tosses it to the next poster

I catch the shirt, see JS charging at me, then yell "torrow" and he aks like a bull, hits a block(like in those tom and jerry cartoons) then through JS at the next poster