The ball game

I have a ball, take it from me. You must do whatever you can to get the ball from whoever has it. You want it? Come get it!

i shot you in the face and your dead. i got the ball. now in order for you to continue playing, someone else has to resurect you.

I knocked off your hat. While you were running to get it I tripped you. You clumsily tripped and dropedd the ball then I picked it up and resurected Carnivorous.

I send out my puppet minions to eat you alive, and they bring me the ball.

the puppet minions are now very fat so i distract you and replace the ball with a minion and he eats you now i have the ball and i killed you

i clone myself and give him the ball then i beat him up andtake the ball ...... and his lunch money and every body elses lunch money

Thanks to my soul being sold to Satan, I come back from the dead.
I then pull out a battleaxe and crush your skull in, knocking your brains out of the back of your head and splattering on the floor. I then proceed to pick up the blood covered ball after I laugh at the sight of your death.

my puppy comes and reserects me then me and my puppy grab the ball tie ropes around you and conceal you in a block of cement then put you under a 32 000 story building then we wipe the blood off the ball

My half-decomposed ressurected body gives you a corky and takes the ball from you, running around in circles screaming with joy.

me not knowing what in the world a corky is i just shot you in the head while you were screaming and then shoved the ball into a picachu and held it

The pikachu shocked you and you faint.
I just take the ball.

I jumped out of a of no where and mauled you then grabbed the ball and laughed in your face

I sent an army of giant pikmon enemies to eat you. They did and then I took the ball by going skuba diving in their guts.

I use a giant steel hammer to smash your foot, You scream bloody murder.
I take the ball from you and ram it down your throat.
You suffocate and die, and then I take the ball from your dead carcass.

I take a scalpel and cut out your eyes, holding a jar under the sockets to collect the blood. I take the ball after you die from blood loss.

I shove a rusty nail into your head and take the ball from your cold, dead hands.

My dead body gets an infection from the rusty nail, and the infection soon mutates into solanum, causing me to turn into a zombie.
I then pull out the nail and jam it into your neck, passing the infection onto you
I take the ball out of your hands while you are going through the process of becoming a zombie

I eat 3d's brains and become the Admin of the site. Then i use my Admin superpower to magically take the ball from you.

The pikmin enemy's thought that there would be no one to fight without me, so they brought me back to life and I chased you down with a hand gun and shot you in your mouth that was screaming "NO!!" and shot you again in your head and arm. the arm that I shot had the ball in it's hand, so I took it and I laughed at your death and ran away.

Well, i hired a black magic voodoo priest in Africa to resurect me as a human. The ball that you stole had the zombie disease on it so you turned into a zombie. As a human i hired Leon(the guy from resident evil) to kill you. Then i got an AK-47 and killed him. NOW I HAVE THE BALL HAHAHAHAHA

if I am a zombi you can not kill me. that means I got in a car, ran over you and stole the ball.

Have you played Resident Evil? Leon can DEFINTLY kill you. So you are DEAD so I still have the ball.

I summon skeletons with my necromancer powers, and I make them all pile up on you, crushing your bones
They then bring me the ball from your boneless corpse

i send WWE wrestlers to destroy your skeletons and bring me the ball

I sent out UFC fighters(real fighter not fake like the WWE). They took the ball, I have it now.