The ball game

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I have a ball, take it from me. You must do whatever you can to get the ball from whoever has it. You want it? Come get it!

The UFC fighters decide to take the ball from you and give it to me, then go home and sleep.

I send out Godzilla. He crushes you half your home but barely misses the ball. I steal it.

i send a dead body to you and you eat it and while you do that i take the ball

I vomit up the dead body onto you, making you vomit, while you vomit I take and clean the ball.

while you clean the ball i shoot you in the leg with an arrow and take the ball

Resident evil is a fictional game. that means I am still alive, therefor I grabbed a steel hammer and chased you down, and killed you, and stole the ball and laughed in your death as it was a comedy show. I am a zombie the best thing you can do is knock me out. hahaha!

I just take it.

i just take it also

I knock it out your hands and it goes down the drain. But it bounces back out and I catch it.

i poke the ball with a needle which makes the ball bust, thus ending this game

I buy a new ball.

I steal the new ball and farted with excitement.

The fart knocks the ball flying into my arms.

i kick you in the shin and take the ball

I do an awesome kung foo move and kick the ball away, then I chase after it for a while until eventually I get it.

i got to the ball before you did

I shot Nintendo in the leg and reached it first.

i shot js in the head and took the ball

Nintendo closed down, and Nintendo fan cries, so I take the ball.

those were tears of joy so i kick carn in the face and take the ball

I grab your foot and flip you, then take the ball.

i kick you and take the ball

A shiney new ball comes along, and we stop worrying about the first ball and focus on the new one.

i pay you money for the new ball and you give it to me

I use the money to buy a baseball bat and I beat you to death with it and take the ball.